It's official...

... i can't have children. womp womp. OR Nicole and I are going to europe!!!
Plane tickets are booked and everything.


Thanks for this one, Mikey. Now I'm sad I won't be there for La Tomatina... because it looks really effing sexy.

Go sit on that clam.

The Crack Spider's Bitch

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/spider-on-drugs.html

OMG watch the baby: sneezing panda

Apparently when UofM was forced to give up affirmative action, they decided to stop pretending they actually like black people and make all of us go to work. This made the great weather-making ghost of martin luther king jr. angry and that, kids, is why we're having an ice storm.

To show my respect for mlk, i'm going to boycott working while i'm at work and make another cartoon instead. There's a good chance it'll feature mikey because he's the only person who knows this blog exists.

my raison d'etre

the dark side

I wanna eat it cuz it looks like chocolate.


Maybe now people will stop telling me i look like fucking Carley Simon.

Happy 2007

I've already failed my resolution NOT to blog. Damn.
But i figure this will come in handy when i have excellent adventures or when i draw a particularly amusing cartoon about my friends that i want everyone to see.

And climb the rainbow tree!