<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281003174444548353</id><updated>2009-10-13T18:09:02.254-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Seriously, what is Grimace???</title><subtitle type='html'>This is where you see my funny.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Kelsey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17417188532799944529</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281003174444548353.post-8517644902269428861</id><published>2007-03-28T22:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-28T22:07:13.225-07:00</updated><title type='text'>a cartoon about love.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-snWlE64SI4/RgtJeg1TGKI/AAAAAAAAABw/A1ufPC2yKO4/s1600-h/CartoonNY.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-snWlE64SI4/RgtJeg1TGKI/AAAAAAAAABw/A1ufPC2yKO4/s400/CartoonNY.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047208595957160098" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/281003174444548353-8517644902269428861?l=bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/feeds/8517644902269428861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=281003174444548353&amp;postID=8517644902269428861' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/8517644902269428861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/8517644902269428861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/2007/03/cartoon-about-love.html' title='a cartoon about love.'/><author><name>Kelsey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17417188532799944529</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11532951119114365645'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-snWlE64SI4/RgtJeg1TGKI/AAAAAAAAABw/A1ufPC2yKO4/s72-c/CartoonNY.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281003174444548353.post-9008305576694992263</id><published>2007-01-25T06:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-27T19:19:01.344-08:00</updated><title type='text'>It's official...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-snWlE64SI4/RbwWAXhR8iI/AAAAAAAAABI/-ETLfKzsvwQ/s1600-h/tomatoed.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-snWlE64SI4/RbwWAXhR8iI/AAAAAAAAABI/-ETLfKzsvwQ/s400/tomatoed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024915479808045602" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-snWlE64SI4/RbjJoXhR8hI/AAAAAAAAAA8/HhWdiIauG5o/s1600-h/bier_girl_2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-snWlE64SI4/RbjJoXhR8hI/AAAAAAAAAA8/HhWdiIauG5o/s400/bier_girl_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5023987079677342226" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... i can't have children. womp womp. OR Nicole and I are going to europe!!!&lt;br /&gt;Plane tickets are booked and everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for this one, Mikey. Now I'm sad I won't be there for La Tomatina... because it looks really effing sexy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/281003174444548353-9008305576694992263?l=bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/feeds/9008305576694992263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=281003174444548353&amp;postID=9008305576694992263' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/9008305576694992263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/9008305576694992263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/2007/01/its-official.html' title='It&apos;s official...'/><author><name>Kelsey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17417188532799944529</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11532951119114365645'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-snWlE64SI4/RbwWAXhR8iI/AAAAAAAAABI/-ETLfKzsvwQ/s72-c/tomatoed.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281003174444548353.post-8900726689012864861</id><published>2007-01-19T19:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-19T19:50:28.828-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Go sit on that clam.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/vixey83/barney-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/281003174444548353-8900726689012864861?l=bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/feeds/8900726689012864861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=281003174444548353&amp;postID=8900726689012864861' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/8900726689012864861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/8900726689012864861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/2007/01/go-sit-on-that-clam.html' title='Go sit on that clam.'/><author><name>Kelsey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17417188532799944529</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11532951119114365645'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281003174444548353.post-8612292691653204024</id><published>2007-01-18T11:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-18T11:13:40.117-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Crack Spider's Bitch</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/spider-on-drugs.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/spider-on-drugs.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/281003174444548353-8612292691653204024?l=bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/feeds/8612292691653204024/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=281003174444548353&amp;postID=8612292691653204024' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/8612292691653204024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/8612292691653204024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/2007/01/crack-spiders-bitch.html' title='The Crack Spider&apos;s Bitch'/><author><name>Kelsey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17417188532799944529</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11532951119114365645'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281003174444548353.post-8115225880198492337</id><published>2007-01-15T11:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-15T11:53:57.048-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;OMG watch the baby&lt;/span&gt;: &lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8922875251875301807&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;sneezing panda&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/281003174444548353-8115225880198492337?l=bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/feeds/8115225880198492337/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=281003174444548353&amp;postID=8115225880198492337' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/8115225880198492337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/8115225880198492337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/2007/01/watch-baby.html' title=''/><author><name>Kelsey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17417188532799944529</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11532951119114365645'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281003174444548353.post-7045514890839653761</id><published>2007-01-15T06:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-15T06:22:07.448-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-snWlE64SI4/RauM2Z16sWI/AAAAAAAAAAk/CCM8MfIzJ0E/s1600-h/ice-cube.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-snWlE64SI4/RauM2Z16sWI/AAAAAAAAAAk/CCM8MfIzJ0E/s400/ice-cube.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5020261075912405346" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Apparently when UofM was forced to give up affirmative action, they decided to stop pretending they actually like black people and make all of us go to work. This made the great weather-making ghost of martin luther king jr. angry and that, kids, is why we're having an ice storm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To show my respect for mlk, i'm going to boycott working while i'm at work and make another cartoon instead. There's a good chance it'll feature mikey because he's the only person who knows this blog exists.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/281003174444548353-7045514890839653761?l=bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/feeds/7045514890839653761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=281003174444548353&amp;postID=7045514890839653761' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/7045514890839653761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/7045514890839653761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/2007/01/apparently-when-uofm-was-forced-to-give.html' title=''/><author><name>Kelsey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17417188532799944529</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11532951119114365645'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-snWlE64SI4/RauM2Z16sWI/AAAAAAAAAAk/CCM8MfIzJ0E/s72-c/ice-cube.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281003174444548353.post-2016510375577017134</id><published>2007-01-05T20:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-05T21:00:03.725-08:00</updated><title type='text'>my raison d'etre</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/vixey83/mikemarykate.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/281003174444548353-2016510375577017134?l=bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/feeds/2016510375577017134/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=281003174444548353&amp;postID=2016510375577017134' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/2016510375577017134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/2016510375577017134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/2007/01/my-raison-detre.html' title='my raison d&apos;etre'/><author><name>Kelsey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17417188532799944529</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11532951119114365645'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281003174444548353.post-9118284761159436364</id><published>2007-01-04T21:00:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T21:16:19.623-08:00</updated><title type='text'>the dark side</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/vixey83/hair006.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/vixey83/hair006.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wanna eat it cuz it looks like chocolate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe now people will stop telling me i look like fucking Carley Simon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/281003174444548353-9118284761159436364?l=bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/feeds/9118284761159436364/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=281003174444548353&amp;postID=9118284761159436364' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/9118284761159436364'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/9118284761159436364'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/2007/01/dark-side_04.html' title='the dark side'/><author><name>Kelsey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17417188532799944529</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11532951119114365645'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281003174444548353.post-3795211939221968802</id><published>2007-01-04T11:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T11:24:18.584-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy 2007</title><content type='html'>I've already failed my resolution NOT to blog. Damn.&lt;br /&gt;  But i figure this will come in handy when i have excellent adventures or when i draw a particularly amusing cartoon about my friends that i want everyone to see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And climb the rainbow tree!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/281003174444548353-3795211939221968802?l=bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/feeds/3795211939221968802/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=281003174444548353&amp;postID=3795211939221968802' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/3795211939221968802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/281003174444548353/posts/default/3795211939221968802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bigpurplemystery.blogspot.com/2007/01/happy-2007.html' title='Happy 2007'/><author><name>Kelsey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17417188532799944529</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11532951119114365645'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>